"How do you kiss a girl?
The distance between you and her is just three inches. It's not a long
stretch, by any standard. You barely even have to move your body to bridge
the gap. Yet it is the most difficult three inches a man has to move in his life.
It is the moment when the male must concede all the privileges that are his
birthright; put his pride, ego, esteem, and hard work aside; and just hopehope
that she doesn't deflect it with her cheek or, even worse, the let's-justbe-
friends speech."
posted by Douganator @ 6:09 PM
5 Comments:
It concerns me that the first thing I thought of when I read this post was a song from The Little Mermaid. Really concerns me. Manda is clearly taking her toll.
Huzzah that the blog still lives, and in true Doug style no less- slightly random, slightly cryptic, and slightly evident of a passion for words and expression. :o)
Which song???... OH!!! Ok. Total blonde moment.
Oh great. Now I'm going to be singing it all day.
^_^
That's deep.
*shakes head at Kate, Amanda and washing up madness in general*
Lol - and now I'm going to be singing that song all day. Cheers, Kate, dear!!
I'd never really thought of it like that, but it makes a lot of sense. Goodness, wouldn't it be nice if life were simple?! Ah well. So be it.
Hurrah for posting!
People should read this.
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